Easter bunny jokes!

1 Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else.

2. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

3. Q: How can you find the Easter bunny? A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

4. Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

5. Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

6. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

7. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

8. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet!

9. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!

10. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

11. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!

12. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!

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